What did the big flower say to the little flower? What’s up, bud?
What makes some plants better at math than others? Square roots!
What’s the saddest plant? A Weeping Willow!
What did the cactus wear to the prom? A cacti!
Thank you to long time member Rosemarie Carpenter for submitting the following hort humor (actually written by her!)
What did one sap say to the other sap?