The Domes @ Home

The Domes at Home

Although you can’t come to the Domes right now, the Friends of the Domes has created this page to bring the Domes to you.

Each week we will add a little horticultural humor to keep you laughing at home. Come back so we can tickle your funny dome!

We hope you are all doing well and enjoying some family time. We look forward to welcoming you back to the Mitchell Park Domes in the near future.

Do you have a plant related joke or riddle to share? Please submit through an email to:

Friends of the Mitchell Park DomesMilwaukee County Parks

A little Hort. Humor

  • It's thyme to laugh!

    We're growing giggles, jokes and riddles from the Domes with some horticultural humor.

    What did the big flower say to the little flower? What’s up, bud?

    What makes some plants better at math than others? Square roots!

    What’s the saddest plant? A Weeping Willow!

    What did the cactus wear to the prom? A cacti!

    Thank you to long time member Rosemarie Carpenter for submitting the following hort humor (actually written by her!)

    What did one sap say to the other sap?

    • You’re a bigger drip than me.
    • My doctor told me I’m all tapped out and will be kicking the bucket soon.
    • I rise to the occasion in Spring.
    • Aw, Sugar Sugar.
    • I’m in a sticky situation.
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hort. humor impatiens
hort. humor butterfly
hort. humor yoga
hort humor summer
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horticultural humor hosta
horticultural humor roses